Sex in Public 37

Sex in Public 37

Some time ago I wrote a series called Some Public Sex, then renamed Sex in Public, and the Nifty guys posted them. I dunno why. I guess they weren't as shitty as the ones some guys sent in that they didn't post. And the Nifty guy who I sent them to and who didn't edit a fucking word which made me responsible for 100% of this trash, was pretty understanding about my educational lapses, which I tried to make up for by telling about cocks and cum and butts and tummies and cute guys and not so cute guys and sucking and fucking and cruising and gloryholes and cockrings and stuff maybe I did know something about - at least enough to fill up 36 fucking chapters of the series. And some guys contacted me, back when I was using an email account I can't fucking remember the password for, and ICQ, before that got all fucked up. But I don't use those now, so trying to send me something off your old contacts list is going to be like jacking off into a Kleenex or something. Just a fucking waste. But if you want, go read those stupid stories (even though they tell about all real shit that happened, it don't mean they aren't stupid), and if you want to contact me, that would be way cool, but now I'm using [email protected]. Anyway, as always, I answer everything that comes in. 早些时候我写过一系列名为《某些公开性行为》的故事，后来改名为《公共场所的性事》，Nifty 网站的人把它们发布了出来。我也不知道为什么。大概它们不像某些人投递的那么糟糕所以没被拒吧。当时负责接收稿件的 Nifty 编辑一个字都没改——这锅我背定了——对我知识性错误还挺包容，而我试图通过描写鸡巴、精液、屁股、小腹、可爱或不那么可爱的男孩、口交、性交、猎艳、窥视孔、阴茎环之类或许我真懂点儿的东西来弥补。至少够我水完他妈的这个系列 36 章。有些读者曾通过我现在死活想不起密码的旧邮箱和后来崩坏的 ICQ 联系过我。但现在这些渠道都不用了，所以想通过老联系方式找我就像对着纸巾打飞机——纯粹他妈的白费劲。 不过如果你愿意，就去读那些蠢故事吧（尽管它们讲的全是真实发生的破事，但这不代表它们不蠢）。要是想联系我，那简直太棒了，不过我现在用的是 [email protected] 这个邮箱。总之，和往常一样，我会回复所有来信。

Probably all of my readers are dead by now, not from way the fuck too much cocksucking, but, well, it has been a while since I bothered to post anything here. A few days, maybe. Weeks, I dunno, a few years thrown in for the hell of it. So I was ill recently and just laying around playing with my unit and any huge cocks that happened to drop by to see me, which wasn't too fucking many, in fact, and I'm kinda pissed off about that cuz as we all know, nobody deserves huge hot hard horny (and a few other H-words) cocks more than me. Face it, after all I've given to the world of guys with not a fucking thing better to do than read about shit I've done in my life, YOU WOULD THINK a few young, hot hard etc. cocks ain't asking too much. Is it? No it sure as fuck isn't. So bring some on over. 可能我的读者现在都死光了吧，倒不是因为嗑了太多该死的药，而是——好吧，毕竟我很久没在这儿发东西了。几天？也许。几周？搞不清，说不定还混着几年呢。前阵子我病了，就躺着玩玩自己的家伙，顺便招待那些碰巧来看我的大屌——其实他妈的根本没几个，为这事儿我还挺火大，毕竟谁都知道，这世上没人比我更配得上那些火热坚挺饥渴（还有其他以 H 开头的形容词）的阳物了。认清现实吧，想想我为这个充斥着除了读我人生破事外无所事事的男人的世界奉献了那么多，你们难道不觉得贡献几个年轻火热硬挺的屌不算过分吧？是吧？当然他妈不过分。所以赶紧给我送几个过来。

Then I thought I'm slightly older than I used to be, but I really go by any age I happen to think of at the time, so I'm not a slave to my birth certificate or something, but then some assholes don't fucking realize that and maybe would think, Jesus man, haven't you grown out of that yet? Well . . . no. No I have fucking not. Maybe I can't go cruising around like I was wont (there's that fucking word again) to do, but my cock is the same familiar old size as always, and I think I would notice it if it wasn't, although that time I thought maybe my cock got smaller until I realized my hand just got bigger, that time kinda comes back to haunt me sometimes. But I haven't downsized my cockrings or anything drastic like that. And I have a very fine young guy stayin in my guest room but of course I'm too polite to MOLEST him or something, even though a little consensual extreme friendliness would be nice. I dunno why I wrote that last sentence cuz it really doesn't belong in this paragraph (I got straight As in English composition and I think I minored in diagraming sentences), but it kinda followed naturally from what the fuck I was thinking at the time, you know? Cuz afficionados of the cock arts like me don't just get horny all the time. I choose my moments, and that was one of em. 后来我想，我确实比从前年长了些，但我向来以当下心中所想的年龄自居，才不被什么出生证明束缚。可偏偏有些混蛋他妈的不明白，大概还会想：老天，你这把年纪还没活明白吗？呵...确实没。老子他妈的就是没。或许没法像从前那样四处浪荡（又他妈用这词儿），但胯下那玩意儿还是熟悉的老尺寸，要真缩水了我肯定能发现——虽然那次我以为它变小了，结果发现只是手掌变大了，这回忆偶尔还会冒出来闹心。不过我可没换小号 cockring 或干这类离谱事。眼下有位俊小伙住我客房，当然我礼数周全绝不会去骚扰他，尽管来点你情我愿的极端亲密倒也不错。不知为啥写最后这句，它和这段根本无关（我英文作文全 A 还辅修过句子图解呢），但当时脑子里他妈的自然而然就冒出来了，懂么？ 因为像我这样的斗鸡艺术爱好者并不是随时都会兴奋。我会选择时机，而那一刻正是其中之一。

But I decided this time I would tell about pornos. Prolly none of you guys ever saw a porno, cuz all them pornos were busy being watched by me, but I'm referrin to art films of a particular kind. The kind featuring hard cocks, lotsa cum, asses, nekkid guys doin each other and similar sophisticated genres (where the fuck did that word come from??). So some time ago I started collecting these things, and that started when VHS tapes were the current technology (not 8mm, you assholes), although some of the tapes were dubbed or whatever the fuck the word is, from the old 8mm. And there was a period of time when I was collecting old Falcon videos, and the early ones were just four loops strung together without any theme and mostly without any dialog, just some stupid music dubbed on. So there were maybe 75 or so of those made before the fucking rubbers became part of the safe sex mania, and as you know, I'm just not a rubber type of guy. Again, I'm not against them, I'm quite sure they have saved untold millions of lives and should be used by everyone when there's the possibility of some cock intruding on the scene spraying loads of cum everywhere in a horribly unsafe manner. But I don't wanna debate that whole issue. I just don't like em. So there. 但这次我决定要讲讲色情片。可能你们这帮人谁都没看过，因为全都被我一人包场了，不过我指的是某种特定类型的艺术电影——那种充斥着勃起阳具、大量精液、屁股、裸男互相交媾之类高雅题材的片子（这他妈什么鬼词儿？？）。前阵子我开始收藏这类玩意儿，那会儿还是 VHS 录像带当道的年代（不是 8 毫米胶片，蠢货们），虽然有些带子是从老式 8 毫米转制过来的——管他妈的这叫啥术语。有段时间我专门搜集老牌 Falcon 公司的片子，早期作品就是把四段循环镜头硬凑在一起，毫无主题，基本没对白，就配些弱智的背景音乐。在安全套还没成为安全性爱狂热标配前，这类片子大概出了 75 部左右。你们知道的，我压根不是用套的主儿。重申啊，我不反对这玩意儿，它们肯定拯救了无数生命，当场景中可能出现鸡巴胡乱喷射精液这种高危行为时，人人都该用上。 但我不想争论那个问题。我就是不喜欢他们。就这样。

ANYWAY, the Falcon guys did get better at art films as years went by, and began full story lines and synchronized dialog and shit, but I kinda quit collecting them when they went to condoms, which I understand they still do. I had some condom films, and they were pretty fucking hot, but, I dunno, I have warped my enormous brain to a what's hot setting that I just can't change. But there were a few dozen other studios that were also good. You'd hafta talk to real experts on the subject to get all the history and shit. I was in it for the cocks. Now, I suppose there are prolly thousands of studios, and some do some pretty hot shit, some bareback, gloryholes, etc, stuff that I watched the fuckers for in the first place. So eventually I had - this actually sounds kinda stupid - about 300 videos and DVDs, then maybe another 100 or so full video downloads. Now I just read that over again, and it doesn't sound kinda stupid. It sounds totally asinine. But I had fun anyway. 总之，Falcon 那帮人后来在艺术片上确实进步了，开始有完整剧情和同步对白之类的，但当他们开始用安全套时，我就不太收集了——听说现在还是这样。我有过一些带安全套的片子，确实挺火辣的，但怎么说呢，我这颗大脑袋已经扭曲成固定口味，改不了了。不过还有其他几十家工作室也不错。想了解全部历史和细节，你得找真正的行家。我当初纯粹是冲着那些去的。现在估计有成千上万的工作室了吧，有些拍得相当刺激，有无套的、有 gloryhole 的，等等，都是当初我看这玩意儿的原因。后来我攒了——说出来有点蠢——大概 300 部录像带和 DVD，还有 100 多部完整视频下载。现在重读这段话，感觉不止是有点蠢，简直是蠢透了。不过反正我玩得开心。

So I wasn't just layin around nekkid with a really hard dick in my hand, which, presto, was my own, watching pornos cuz I couldn't get any real sex. I dunno when I watched those fuckers, cuz most of the time I was out cruising for cocks to deep throat and pump their loads on me and similar social graces,. But you can't do that all the time I guess. Although there was a time I had a little portable TV that ran off a car thing and I actually watched some vids while driving. Man there's another thing I should have been arrested for, but I wasn't and I don't think anyone should ever do that without your mother's permission, which she ain't likely to be so understanding about. So don't fucking do it. But I had fun anyway. 所以我并不是光着身子躺着，手里攥着硬邦邦的玩意儿——嚯，那还是我自己的——看黄片只因搞不到真枪实弹。天晓得我啥时候看的那些鬼东西，毕竟我多半时间都在外面晃悠，找家伙深喉伺候，让它们射我满脸，诸如此类的社交礼仪。不过总干这个也不行吧。有阵子我搞了个车载便携电视，还真边开车边看过几部片子。妈的这又是个该被抓现行的事，可我没栽，而且我觉得没你老妈点头谁都不该这么干——她八成不会这么开明。所以千万别犯浑。不过老子当时玩得挺嗨。

So I had and have free sex just about any time I want, which seems to be lots, but what do I know? Hell maybe every guy on the planet is having more sex than me. Hmm. I wonder how they do that. Somebody look into that and send me a Masters thesis on it so I can catch up. And another thing, I mentioned several times in the series about not paying for sex, which I never have. Lots of guys have tried to hustle me, some by actually trying to steal my cash, but mostly by trying to get me to pay for shit, like drinks. And I have done that once in a while, but I always knew it was a hustle, or I didn't care. Once I was stupid enough to let a guy I was really friends with and trusted use my card for something on the phone and I got it back immediately, but I didn't realize he had somehow kept the card number on his phone. So that stupidity cost about ten grand before I stopped it, but the bank paid me and it got all but a couple hundred back from the merchants, so what it really cost me was that asshole former friend, and at least I got a lesson for my money. 所以我过去和现在几乎随时都能享受免费的性爱，似乎次数还不少，但谁知道呢？搞不好地球上每个男人都比我更频繁。嗯，我好奇他们是怎么做到的。谁来研究一下，给我发篇硕士论文，让我也能赶上潮流。另外，我在系列中多次提到从不花钱买春——确实从未有过。不少家伙试图忽悠我，有的直接想偷现金，但多数是让我为酒水之类的东西买单。偶尔我也中过招，但我心知肚明那是套路，或者根本不在乎。有次我蠢到让一个真心信任的朋友用我电话绑定的卡消费，虽然立刻拿回了卡，却没发现他手机里存了卡号。这个愚蠢行为让我损失了一万块才止损，不过银行赔付后商家追回了绝大部分，实际损失就几百块外加那个混蛋前朋友，权当花钱买教训了。

But I really don't pay for sex and never have had to. Man, it's free just about everywhere you go, so why pay for it? Which makes me think of whores, I mean how do they make a living? When guys can get off with other guys or even pussy (if that's their perverted appetite) just by cruising the places guys go for sex, or even bars and shit. Is it just ugly guys who hafta pay or something? I imagine some guys would think I'm not all that cute, not very many guys, just one or two maybe, but they don't hafta settle for me. Just go over to the college tearoom and suck and be sucked with a carefree attitude. That's what I do anyway. 但我真的不为性付钱，也从未需要过。哥们，这玩意儿几乎走到哪儿都是免费的，干嘛要花钱呢？这让我想到妓女，我是说她们怎么谋生啊？当男人们只要逛逛那些寻欢的场所，甚至酒吧之类的地方，就能和其他男人甚至女人（如果那是他们变态的胃口）搞上。是不是只有丑男才不得不付钱啊？我猜有些男人可能觉得我不够帅，虽然不多，也许就一两个，但他们也不必将就我。直接去大学的茶室，带着无忧无虑的态度吸或被吸。反正我就是这么干的。

Well that was all kinda boring I guess. Somehow I think I was gonna tell about pornos, but then this other shit got in the way, like a cock poking at your ass under the divider while you are on all fours trying to suck the one in the opposite stall. Anyway, my favorite porn has always been guys cruising, and of course very explicit sex with lotsa cum just hosing everything down. For some reason, I have not seen "real" cruising vids of that description much. Mostly it's staged, which can still be hot, but then they seem to think they need to have an hour or so of cocksucking before the cum shot, and I get kinda bored with that. Let's have more of the real life sort of cruising sex, where it's almost always quick. I mean you're there to blow your load, not dwell on it forever. And in most real situations, there just isn't enough time in public places to waste much on foreplay. See chapters 1 through 36 of the above mentioned series for proof of that little gem of knowledge. 嗯，刚才说的那些都挺无聊的。我本来想聊聊黄片的，结果被其他破事打断了——就像你正趴在地上想吸隔壁隔间那根家伙时，突然有根屌从挡板下面捅你屁股。总之，我最爱看男人猎艳的片子，当然还得配上汁液横飞的火爆性爱场面。但不知为啥，符合这种设定的真实猎艳视频并不多见。大部分都是摆拍的，虽然也挺带劲，可他们总觉得非得先口交个把小时才能射精，看着看着我就烦了。多来点真实猎艳性爱吧，那种速战速决的——你懂的，去那儿不就为了爽一发，又不是要搞马拉松。在现实中的公共场合，本来也没那么多时间浪费在前戏上。想知道我说得对不对，去翻翻前面提到的那套书的第 1 到 36 章就明白了。

But I did develop a little exercise, not on my cock, to do on the "models" that appear in pornos. I have this 50 point system to rate each one, at least the ones I like. There's 10 points for appearance. This means face, hair, whatever that you would see if they are wearing clothes. Then 10 for physique, I mean their body in general. 10 for sex equipment, cock and balls of course, but also ass, considered separately from the overall physique. I suppose you could include nipples, if that's your thing, but personally, it's not really mine. Then 10 for sexuality. Hard to define of course, but I mean kinda getting a sense of how much they enjoy sex, how versatile they are, do they stay hard when getting fucked, do they swallow, etc., depends on the viewer's individual interests, cuz just not being a bottom don't mean the guy ain't pretty fucking fuckable. Then 10 for star power, the ability to carry a scene or even an entire video, how much you want to see more of him, a general overall rating of the guy. 但我确实设计了一个小练习，不是用我的老二，而是针对色情片中出现的"模特"。我有一套 50 分制评分体系来给每个我喜欢的模特打分。外观占 10 分，这包括脸、头发等穿着衣服时能看到的部分。身材占 10 分，指的是整体体型。性器官占 10 分，当然是阴茎和睾丸，但臀部也单独评分，不归在整体身材里。如果你喜欢，乳头也可以算进去，不过我个人不太在意这项。性感度占 10 分，这个很难定义，但大致是指他们享受性爱的程度、技巧多样性、被插入时能否保持勃起、是否愿意口交等等，取决于观众的个人喜好，因为即使不是零号也不代表这家伙不够诱人。最后 10 分是明星气场，指带动整个场景甚至整部影片的能力，让你想看他更多表演的综合魅力值。

So this system is very individual and very flexible, like that kid dancing in that bar on 8th Avenue in NYC. I think you'd hafta say a boy who can get his feet locked behind his head and jam his mouth up against his own asshole is, well, pretty fucking flexible. I can't even reach my own cock, let alone suck it (although I used to be able to suck the head of it, but I was just a boy, not knowing that it was supposed to be hard to do). Which reminds me of an odd thing about that, in vids at least. You see lots of guys with these enormous cartoon cocks, which ain't surprising since big cocks seem to sell vids, but they can't suck their own dicks. Like a fit guy with 10 inches or even more, can't even reach it with his tongue stuck out. Then you have these guys with much more modest cocks who just seem to inhale the whole thing down to their balls. Weird. 所以这个系统非常个性化且灵活，就像纽约第八大道酒吧里跳舞的那个孩子。我想你不得不说，一个能把脚锁在脑后、嘴巴贴到自己屁眼的男孩，嗯，真是他妈灵活得要命。我连自己的老二都够不着，更别说舔了（虽然小时候能含住龟头，但那会儿还是个孩子，不知道这本来应该是很难的事）。这让我想起一个奇怪的现象，至少在视频里是这样。你会看到很多家伙长着卡通般的巨屌，这倒不奇怪，因为大屌似乎能卖片，但他们却舔不到自己的鸡巴。比如一个身材健壮、鸡巴十英寸甚至更长的家伙，连伸舌头都够不着。而另一些鸡巴尺寸普通得多的家伙，却仿佛能把整根吞到蛋蛋那里。真诡异。

But anyway, my copyrighted Porn Plan Protocol can be used for anyone's taste. So if you are into, say, tats, that's cool although I'm not into that, but you'd prolly give a guy with lotsa ink some high points for appearance. Or bears, or twinks, or chubs, or average guys, or the type of sex scenes, like cruising, gloryholes, military, whatever. It doesn't matter cuz MY rating is the only one that matters. So shove that up your ass. And then I was thinking about why it's called porn at all. Short for pornography of course - I'm not a fucking idiot - and I suppose maybe that name has stuck from that older day when what we now consider soft core shit was all you had, and that was really only pornographic, not obscene. I was teaching a class once where the difference was important, and pornography of course is perfectly legal, but obscenity ain't. It turns out that even though the law kinda defines what obscenity means, that's pretty useless these days cuz you can see any kind of absolutely hard core sex of every variety on almost any computer. Stuff with kids and a few other things is still illegal, as it should be, but you wanna see a big stiff cock up close fucking into some guy's ass and cumming on the asshole and shoving the cock back in along with a few wads of that load? Step right up to your favorite puter and google that shit and presto, there it is. 但无论如何，我受版权保护的“色情内容评级协议”能满足任何人的口味。所以如果你喜欢纹身男——虽然我不感冒——你可能会给满身刺青的外型打高分。无论是熊族、嫩男、胖熊、普通男，还是特定性爱场景类型，比如猎艳、Gloryholes、军旅题材等等，都无所谓，因为只有我的评分标准才算数。不服就憋着吧。后来我开始思考为什么这类内容会被统称为 porn（色情），当然是 pornography 的缩写——我又不是白痴——可能这个名称沿袭自早年间，当时如今被视为软核的内容就是全部了，那些确实只算色情而非淫秽。我曾授课讲解过二者的重要区别：色情内容完全合法，但淫秽物不是。事实证明，尽管法律对淫秽有所界定，如今这标准基本形同虚设，因为随便一台电脑上都能看到各种硬核性爱内容。 涉及儿童及某些其他内容的行为仍然是非法的，理应如此。但若你想近距离观看粗大勃起的阴茎插入某人的肛门、在肛门口射精后又将沾满精液的阴茎再次捅入的画面？只需坐到心爱的电脑前，用谷歌搜索这些关键词，瞬间就能满足你的猎奇需求。

So anyhow, I had to move once and I couldn't take all those fuckin vids, which in that quantity are pretty motherfuckin hard to store anyway, so I put them all in a couple of ginormous boxes and took them down to the gay bar where I knew the owner, and just gave them to him so he could give them away as door prizes or something. He just let guys rummage through the boxes and take whatever they wanted, so that was cool. I am personally responsible for some kind of record gallonage of cum from all those guys. I still have most, prolly almost all, of the downloaded shit on an external hard drive. And there's prolly a lot of that I don't really watch anymore, but I'm saving it until my retirement when I need something to do. That would be deleting it, assholes, not jacking off. But that gives me an idea. Anyhow. 总之我曾因搬家无法带走那堆该死的录像带——数量多到存储都成问题——就把它们塞进几个巨型纸箱，送到相熟的同志酒吧老板那儿，让他当入场赠品分发。他直接让顾客们自行翻捡取用，这倒挺省事。我敢说自己间接创造了某种精液产量的纪录。那些下载的糟粕至今还躺在移动硬盘里，虽然大部分可能早就不看了，但打算留到退休后打发时间用——当然是删除它们，混蛋们，可不是用来打飞机。不过这倒给了我个灵感。算了。

I gotta see if David at Nifty, or whoever does that now, is gonna post this piece of shit. Where would he put it? I didn't tell anything about me sucking huge cocks and eating cum and fucking guys thru gloryholes and road trips and all that other shit I already told about, so maybe it's not really an 'Encounters" type story. But it's not anything else either, so maybe they hafta create a new category just for me. Maybe "Miscellaneous Horseshit You Can Read When You Don't Have A Single Fucking Thing To Do." 我得看看 Nifty 的大卫，或者现在负责这块的人，会不会发布这堆垃圾。他能放哪儿呢？我又没提自己狂舔大屌、吞精、钻 gloryhole 搞男人、公路艳遇这些破事——这些我之前可都交代过——所以可能算不上《奇遇》那类故事。可它也不属于其他类型，说不定他们得专门为我开个新分类。比如《闲得蛋疼时看的杂碎狗屁》。

But I'm fending off guys at [email protected] so write me and I'll set you straight, er, correct, about just about any cock related subject you want. Or you could read those other 36 chapters and get yourself really fucked up. 但我正忙着挡那些往 [email protected] 发邮件的家伙，所以直接写信给我，我会给你掰直（呃，纠正）任何关于鸡巴的疑问。或者你可以去读另外 36 章，让自己彻底混乱。