Sex in Public 35

Sex in Public 35
公共场所性行为 35

This is a repost of the series formerly called Some Public Sex. I have cleaned it up a bit and changed some names and things so it can be posted again.
这是之前名为《Some Public Sex》的系列的重新发布。我稍微整理了一下，改了一些名字和内容，以便再次发布。

I was chatting with a reader today who has also been to the Strand in Kansas City, so we were talking about SPS 34 and the hairy kid with the gi-normous cock, and this guy thinks all the kids I meet have these cartoon cocks and I must be cock-lucky or something. No. Maybe I better set the record straight on this, cuz SPS is all true stuff and I don't wanna have guys (or my lesbian friend) think I am making stuff up for the story.
我今天和一个读者聊天，他也去过堪萨斯城的 Strand，所以我们聊到了 SPS 34 和那个毛茸茸的小伙子，他有一根超大的阴茎，这家伙觉得我遇到的所有小伙子都有这种卡通般的阴茎，我一定是特别走运什么的。不，也许我最好把这件事说清楚，因为 SPS 都是真实的事情，我不想让大家（或者我的女同性恋朋友）觉得我在编故事。

The vast majority of the time spent cruising is fruitless (hmmm, odd choice of words. I guess you could take that both ways, couldn't you? Yes, sir, you certainly could). First of all, I spend hours not encountering a fucking soul, and second, when I do meet guys, 99% of them have cocks that are average or below average in size. Like I said once before, this is just a sampling of guys who are willing to show you their stiff dicks, so it's not a scientific survey or something, but almost everyone I meet has a cock that is in the five to six inch range. And I think seven inches is a pretty fucking big cock, actually. Come to think of it, I have not really seen really small cocks while cruising. The smallest was probably on that heavy kid in the park I mentioned once before, when we were all standing around and he wanted to be my 'bitch.' His dick was about four inches, I'd say. Maybe that's why he wanted to be a bitch, I dunno. But anyway, I don't think it's real interesting to just tell about cock after cock after cock that are all pretty much the same. Just 'more of the same' stories are fun to experience, but kinda boring to tell about. So SPS is mostly about the encounters that were memorable for whatever reason, and huge cocks qualify as memorable, at least for me. So that's why there is a large proportion of king size cocks in the stories. They are common in SPS, but not in cruising.
大部分巡游的时间都是徒劳无功的（嗯，选词有点奇怪。我猜你可以从两个方面理解，对吧？是的，先生，你当然可以）。首先，我花了好几个小时连一个人影都没碰到；其次，当我真的遇到人时，99%的人的阴茎尺寸都是平均或低于平均的。就像我之前说过的，这只是那些愿意给你看他们硬起来的阴茎的人的一个样本，所以这不是什么科学调查之类的东西，但我遇到的几乎每个人都有五到六英寸范围的阴茎。而且我认为七英寸其实已经算是相当大的阴茎了。想想看，我在巡游时还真没见过特别小的阴茎。最小的可能是之前提到的那个公园里的胖小子，当时我们都站着，他想当我的“bitch”。他的阴茎大概有四英寸，我想说。也许这就是他想当 bitch 的原因，我不知道。但不管怎样，我觉得只是一个接一个地讲述几乎一样的阴茎故事并不有趣。只是“更多相同”的故事体验起来很有趣，但讲起来有点无聊。 所以 SPS 主要是关于那些因某种原因而令人难忘的遭遇，而巨大的阴茎对我来说是值得记住的。这就是为什么故事中有很大比例的超大阴茎。它们在 SPS 中很常见，但在巡游中并不常见。

Whew, glad I straightened out all you fuckers who had that little issue all fucked up. I certainly can't have my 50,000 readers all fucked up. Well. I dunno. Maybe they can be all fucked up. I am. Anyway, I had a fun time at the college today, so I am just gonna tell about that whether you are fucked up or not.
呼，幸好我把你们这些搞砸了那件小事的家伙都理顺了。我可不能让我的五万读者都搞砸了。嗯，我不知道。也许他们可以都搞砸了。我就是这样。不管怎样，今天我在大学里玩得很开心，所以不管你们是否搞砸了，我都要讲讲这件事。

I go out at noon and cruise past the flower shop, and Flower Guy just happens to be unloading his truck right by the door, so we see each other and waive, and I just drive on over to the college and walk in. Ut oh, the troll passes me on the sidewalk going the other way. Well, at least it is the other way, but I know he recognizes me and is probably gonna be back. Shit. Well, anyway, I go in and take stall No. 1, by the wall. Before I can sit fucking down, another guy I have tricked with there arrives and takes No. 2. This is the guy I was kinda showing off with in another tearoom there for the benefit of the tall kid who would not come out of his stall. He would be acceptable. Nice cock in the 7 range. Before he can sit fucking down, the troll arrives and takes No. 3. Hmmm. Maybe those two guys will get together and leave me alone. Although I might hafta stand by with the fire hose in case they get stuck together. Anyway, I don't really have a lot of time to ponder that unfortunate mental image, when FG walks in and takes No. 4. Yes, yes, yes. I have not seen FG in quite a while, and his cock is one of my very favorites. Um. Ooops. Now what the fuck am I gonna do? The place is fucking full, and MY would be boyfriend is three stalls down next to the troll and the music has fucking stopped and there are no more fucking stalls left. Shit.
我中午出门，路过花店，花店的家伙正好在门口卸货，我们互相看到后挥了挥手，我就继续开车去了大学，然后走了进去。哎呀，那个讨厌的家伙在人行道上从反方向经过我。还好是反方向，但我知道他认出了我，可能会回来。真糟糕。不管怎样，我进去后选了靠墙的 1 号隔间。还没等我坐下，另一个我曾在那里一起玩过的家伙来了，占了 2 号隔间。这个人就是我之前在另一个茶室里为了吸引那个不肯出隔间的高个子小子而炫耀的家伙。他还不错，尺寸在 7 左右。他还没坐下，那个讨厌的家伙就来了，占了 3 号隔间。嗯。也许这两个人会凑在一起，不来烦我。虽然我可能得拿着消防水管在一旁待命，以防他们粘在一起。不管怎样，我没太多时间去想那个不幸的画面，这时 FG 走了进来，占了 4 号隔间。是的，是的，是的。我好久没见到 FG 了，他的尺寸是我最喜欢的之一。嗯。哎呀。现在我该怎么办？ 这个地方他妈的满员了，我的准男友在三个摊位之外，旁边就是那个怪人，音乐他妈的停了，而且再也没有他妈的空摊位了。妈的。

So, I might hafta move pretty fucking fast if I am gonna save this thing, cuz I know FG cannot usually stay very long away from his shop and stuff. I get up, pull my slacks up but leave my boxers hooked under my balls, and go out to the sinks, where everyone can see me, of course. Wash up and go to the dryer right next to FG and discreetly put a couple of fingers over the door. Nothing. So I leave. Then I hang around in the hallway, hoping FG is gonna come out, but he has obviously fallen in the stool or something (which reminds me of a comment I made once at a cross-country meet, when someone said a runner's face was flushed: Yes, but his broad shoulders saved him.). Anyway, FG is kinda pissing me off. I mean I know he came over there cuz he saw me earlier and knew where I was most likely gonna be, and all he fucking has to do is follow me out and reconvene at another venue. Fuck, fuck, fuck. OK. I have a pen but no paper. Nothing in the trash cans but cans. I go into the little computer room to steal some, and all the fucking paper is locked up in the printer feeder thing. Why do they do that? Jesus, are there that many guys who hafta steal paper to write cruising notes on? But my luck partially holds when I find a tiny little scrap in the wastebasket. So I write some detailed instructions to FG on it (like, 'get your fucking ass out here right fucking now'), fold it up and go back into the head with an elaborate plan to just lob my note into his stall like a hand grenade.
所以，如果我想挽救这件事，我可能得他妈的快点行动，因为我知道 FG 通常不能长时间离开他的店和其他事情。我站起来，把裤子拉起来，但内裤还是挂在蛋蛋下面，然后走到洗手池那里，当然每个人都能看到我。洗完手后走到 FG 旁边的烘干机旁，悄悄地把几根手指放在门上。没反应。所以我就走了。然后我在走廊里晃悠，希望 FG 会出来，但他显然是掉进厕所里了还是怎么的（这让我想起有一次在越野比赛中我说过的一句话，有人说一个跑步者的脸红了：是的，但他的宽肩膀救了他）。总之，FG 有点让我生气。我是说我知道他过来是因为他之前看到我了，知道我最有可能在哪儿，他他妈的只需要跟着我出来，然后在另一个地方重新集合就行了。操，操，操。好吧。我有笔但没有纸。垃圾桶里除了罐子什么也没有。我走进小电脑室想偷点纸，结果他妈的所有纸都被锁在打印机的进纸器里。他们为什么要这样做？天啊，难道有那么多家伙需要偷纸来写巡游便条吗？ 但我的运气还算不错，我在垃圾桶里找到了一小片纸屑。于是我在上面给 FG 写了一些详细的指示（比如，“赶紧他妈的滚出来”），把它折好，然后带着一个精心策划的计划回到厕所，打算像扔手榴弹一样把我的纸条扔进他的隔间。

So I walk in and of course the fucking door makes its usual loud racket, which I actually favor in most circumstances cuz it gives you warning to get off the fucking floor in case a nun or somebody is coming in the room. I am expecting to hear a little commotion while one or more of those guys picks himself up. Nope. Not a sound. The doors to No. 2 and No. 3 are open. Oh, shit. Does not fucking look good. I advance cautiously, note grenade ready. Maybe the guys who are not FG are in No. 1. No, they are fucking not. Well. FUCK! They are not hiding under the sinks, sooooooo. Yes, they are indeed ALL IN FG'S FUCKING STALL. I am pissed. Man, FG's cock was supposed to be MY COCK TO SUCK. Jesus fucking christ. OK, assholes, I take No. 3 right next to this little menage-a-trois, and of course they all know who I am by now. Maybe I will be invited in or something. Then the troll just bolts. Jumps out of the fucking stall like I actually HAD lobbed a grenade over the wall, and just fucking runs out of the room. Hmmm. Maybe he DIDN'T know who I was. Maybe I'm a cop or his son-in-law or something and he just does not wanna get caught in a stall with two other guys. Can't blame him for that, I guess. Like I said before, I still have not thought of a good explanation for that. And if any of you guys have come up with one, send it on over, cuz I may need it someday. Jesus, what a bad fucking thought that one is.
所以我走进去，当然那扇该死的门还是像往常一样发出巨大的噪音，我在大多数情况下其实挺喜欢这种噪音，因为它能提醒你有人进来时赶紧从该死的地板上起来，以防是修女或什么人走进房间。我期待听到一点动静，听到那些家伙中的一个或几个爬起来。不，没有一点声音。2 号和 3 号的门是开着的。哦，见鬼。看起来不太妙。我小心翼翼地前进，手榴弹准备好了。也许那些不是 FG 的人在 1 号。不，他们他妈的也不在。好吧。操！他们没有藏在水槽下面，所以……是的，他们确实全都在 FG 的该死隔间里。我很生气。伙计，FG 的老二本来应该是我的老二来吸的。耶稣他妈的基督。好吧，混蛋们，我选了紧挨着这个小三人组的 3 号，当然他们现在都知道我是谁了。也许我会受到邀请加入什么的。然后那个家伙就跑了。就像我真的朝墙那边扔了个手榴弹一样，从该死的隔间里跳出来，然后就他妈的跑出了房间。嗯。也许他真的不知道我是谁。也许我是警察或者他的女婿什么的，他只是不想被抓到和另外两个家伙一起在隔间里。 我想不能因此责怪他。就像我之前说的，我仍然没有想出一个好的解释。如果你们中有谁想到了一个，请发给我，因为我可能有一天会需要它。天哪，这个想法真是糟透了。

Well, back to the head. OK, troll has bolted, so that is actually a positive development. So now I have time to check things out under the wall to FG's stall. Those guys are moving around quite a bit, and it is just difficult to figure out what the fuck is going on. But there are no pants down around their ankles, whatever that means. So there does seem to be some heavy breathing, like FG usually starts when he is getting blown, and I am considering just peeking over the top of the wall to give them a cordial whatsup or something, when ANOTHER guy comes in. Door sounds loud, and the shoes in No. 4 move apart pretty far, like one of them moved to the corner (No. 4 is the handicap stall, set into a little ell in the room, and its door is actually at right angles to the other three doors). So, my plans are temporarily foiled. But it turns out the new guy just pisses and washes and leaves, not bothering to investigate the big cocks jutting out of three pairs of pants in there. But when he has left, I check under again and the other guy has fucking disappeared. Only FG's shoes are visible. Uh. Huh? OK. My enormous brain finally figures that one out and sends another signal to my ass to get the fuck up and go next door and see if FG remembers me. So I do. Pull my slacks up again, leave my cock and balls out, and slide the latch on the door. Just as soon as I do that, FG slides the latch on his door. So this is pretty fucking obvious, and I go on in.
好吧，回到正题。嗯，捣乱的人已经跑了，所以这实际上是一个积极的发展。现在我有时间去检查墙下 FG 的隔间情况。那些家伙在里面动来动去，很难搞清楚到底发生了什么。但他们的裤子没有掉到脚踝上，不管那意味着什么。所以似乎有一些沉重的呼吸声，就像 FG 通常在被口交时开始发出的那样，我正考虑从墙顶上偷看一下，给他们一个友好的问候什么的，这时又进来一个人。门声很大，4 号隔间里的鞋子分开了很远，好像其中一个人移到了角落（4 号是残疾人隔间，设置在房间的一个小拐角处，它的门实际上与其他三个门成直角）。所以，我的计划暂时被挫败了。但结果新来的家伙只是小便、洗手然后就走了，没有费心去调查里面三条裤子里伸出来的大鸡巴。但当他离开后，我再次从下面检查，另一个家伙他妈的消失了。只有 FG 的鞋子还能看见。呃。嗯？好吧。 我的大脑终于想明白了这一点，又向我的屁股发出了另一个信号，让我他妈的站起来，去隔壁看看 FG 是否还记得我。于是我就去了。再次拉上裤子，留下我的阴茎和睾丸露在外面，然后滑动门上的插销。就在我这么做的时候，FG 也滑动了他门上的插销。所以这他妈的非常明显，我就走了进去。

As I surmised, FG is standing by the stool with his pants open, cock out, shirt up behind his neck, and the other guy is standing on the stool with his jeans down and his cock wedged pretty fucking far into FG's mouth. Actually, this is perfect. I was afraid I was gonna hafta wrestle FG's cock away from that guy so I can get it into me, but I don't. I drop my slacks and shorts and drop myself in front of FG and his beautiful cock while he continues to do the other guy. FG has this great fucking cock I have told about before. Big, big cock of about eight inches, shaved balls, and he wears the cockring I gave him months ago. FG is about 35, maybe, and if he's not real toned, he's not at all flabby or anything, and that big cock just arcs out and down and looks like maybe it was molded from an impression of my throat. I just fucking love sucking FG's cock. So I do. Reach around behind and remind him to drive it into me by pulling his ass to my mouth. I'm using the other hand to rub up behind his nuts and finger his hole. And he starts face fucking me immediately. We have tricked quite a few times, and by now I think we sorta know what each other likes. He is loudly sucking the guys's cock, and I keep my eyes open to watch me suck cock, watch him suck cock, and watch the guy drive his cock into my boy. He also has a very respectable dick, very similar to mine in size and thickness, but it curves down where mine curves up. He's holding FG's head and has his left hand on his own ass, and he has a running commentary on FG's blowjob. Pretty standard 'suck me, suck that cock, take that cock in deep,' sorta stuff, but that's OK. Then he throws in a few remarks about my cock, my cockring, FG's cockring, the blowjob I'm doing, etc. And I am doing great. I have been sucking this fantastic cock long enough and often enough that I can easily swallow the whole thing, slam my teeth into the steel, make my throat swallow several times on the cockhead buried down in there, pull back and let him slam down inside me over and over. FG doesn't seem to be getting his guy's meat all that far inside his mouth, but he's moaning a lot and breathing heavy, and jacking the cockshaft furiously.
正如我所料，FG 站在凳子旁，裤子敞开，老二露在外面，衬衫撩到脖子后面，而另一个家伙站在凳子上，牛仔裤拉下来，他的老二深深地塞进 FG 的嘴里。老实说，这真是太完美了。我本来还担心得把 FG 的老二从那家伙手里抢过来才能自己用，但现在不用了。我脱下裤子和内裤，蹲在 FG 和他那漂亮的老二前面，而他继续和另一个家伙搞。FG 有一根很棒的老二，我之前就说过了。大概八英寸的大老二，剃光的蛋蛋，他还戴着我几个月前给他的 cockring。FG 大概 35 岁左右，可能不算特别健壮，但一点也不松垮，那根大老二弯曲着向下伸展，看起来就像是按照我喉咙的形状铸造出来的。我就是他妈的爱吸 FG 的老二。所以我就这么做了。伸手绕到后面，拉着他的屁股往我嘴里塞，提醒他用力插进来。我用另一只手在他蛋蛋后面揉着，还用手指弄他的洞。他立刻开始干我的嘴。我们已经搞过好几次了，到现在我觉得我们大概知道彼此喜欢什么。 他大声地吮吸着那家伙的阴茎，我睁着眼睛看着自己吮吸阴茎，看着他吮吸阴茎，还看着那家伙把他的阴茎插入我的男孩。他也有一根非常可观的阴茎，尺寸和粗细与我的很相似，但他的向下弯曲，而我的向上弯曲。他抓着 FG 的头，左手放在自己的屁股上，并且对 FG 的口交有一连串的评论。挺标准的“吸我，吸那根阴茎，深深地含住那根阴茎”之类的话，但这也没什么问题。然后他又对我阴茎、我的阴茎环、FG 的阴茎环、我正在进行的口交等发表了一些评论。而我表现得很好。我已经足够长时间、足够频繁地吮吸这根绝妙的阴茎，我可以轻松地吞下整个东西，用牙齿撞击钢环，让我的喉咙在埋在里面的龟头上吞咽几次，往后退让他一次又一次地猛烈插入我。FG 似乎没能把那家伙的肉棒深深地含进嘴里，但他呻吟得很厉害，呼吸沉重，并且疯狂地撸着阴茎杆。

This does not last long. Everyone wants to cum fast and get out of the flagrante delicto in case somebody's mother walks in, so these blowjobs are deep and tight and fast and hard. Cum as fast as you can. FG is getting one of the best suckoffs in town (I think, anyway), and he tells me he's gonna 'pop' (not my favorite term, but still I know what he means). I, of course, like to swallow cum, so I keep down on it vigorously, shove my tongue out to feel his cum pumping up the shaft, and he pulls off the cock in his mouth and is gasping and panting and moaning and going Oh, oh, oh, oh shit, and stuff and blasting jets of cum at the back of my mouth, then just goes right back down on the guy's thick cock. Jacking him off, but FG just stays hard. Big and flexed up and stiff. I pull off and lick the head and squeeze his nuts and push his cockring up against his body and twist it from side to side and his big cock waives around in my face. Maybe I can get another load, his cock seems to be hard and FG is still sucking very enthusiastically on the guy standing over us both, so I keep at it. He is still thrusting into me, I am still rubbing his butt and his asshole and his smooth balls, chugging his cock back all the way into me, looking up to see him taking the guys's thick cockhead and jacking off the shaft. FG still seems pretty hot. Let's not forget that I have a Y chromosome, too, and that means my cock is out there just as big as a house and pressing itself out of its cockring and receiving some nice support from the guy up above. OK. I just gave FG a great blowjob, took his load and still have his cock in me, watching another cock preparing to cum, I wanna cum.
这不会持续太久。每个人都想尽快高潮并摆脱这种当场被抓的情况，以防有人妈妈走进来，所以这些口交又深又紧又快又猛。尽快高潮。FG 正在享受镇上最好的口交之一（反正我是这么认为的），他告诉我他要“爆了”（不是我最喜欢的说法，但我还是知道他的意思）。当然，我喜欢吞下精液，所以我用力地继续，伸出舌头感受他的精液沿着阴茎涌上来，他从嘴里的阴茎上抽出来，喘着气、呻吟着，发出哦，哦，哦，哦，见鬼的声音，然后一股股精液喷到我嘴后部，接着他又直接回到那个家伙粗大的阴茎上。帮他手淫，但 FG 还是保持硬挺。又大又紧绷又僵硬。我抽出来，舔着头，挤他的蛋蛋，把他的阴茎环推到他身体上，从一边扭到另一边，他的大阴茎在我脸上晃来晃去。也许我还能再得到一发，他的阴茎看起来还是硬的，而 FG 仍然非常热情地吸吮着站在我们俩上方那家伙的阴茎，所以我继续努力。 他还在我体内抽插，我还在抚摸他的臀部、肛门和光滑的睾丸，把他的阴茎完全吸进我体内，抬头看到他在接纳那个家伙粗大的龟头并套弄着阴茎。FG 看起来仍然很性感。我们别忘了，我也有一条 Y 染色体，这意味着我的阴茎也很大，就像房子一样，撑出了阴茎环，并且得到了上面那个家伙的很好支撑。好的。我刚给 FG 口交，接纳了他的射精，他的阴茎还在我体内，看着另一根阴茎准备射精，我也想射精。

I stand up, basically giving up on a second cummy load from my boy. I pull my shirt up so everyone can see my cockring, kinda hoping FG might just swoop down on my meat, but he doesn't, just stays with the other guy. So I'm standing there jacking my cock, facing the stool, and FG, with the cock in his mouth, leans way over towards me, and pulls the dick out and offers it to me. I take this thick cockhead in my mouth, but can't do much more cuz FG still has his hand on the thick shaft. So now I am jacking off my meat with a cock in my mouth and FG is jacking it off at the same time. Cool. The guy gets jacked off and cums into my mouth, right? Pretty hot, seems to me anyway. I dunno if I can wait for him to cum, though, cuz my cock has just about had it with all the delay. So I lean way back with my hips thrust out and my cock sticking out in the ether, stroking it tightly and sorta slow, back off the first urge to cum, jack some more, then shoot. This is not one of those spectacular loads that drill holes in the wall, but it is a lot of cum that jumps out three or four feet to the far wall in seven or eight big wads. Both guys are giving me encouragement, Big load, big fucking load, yeah shoot that cum, pump that cock. Again, standard stuff, but it's still hot when you are cumming. FG takes the cock out of my mouth and shoves it back into his, still beating him off fast. I face the guys and flip my cock down hard to force the cum off the head, flick my hand back to throw cum off of it, and kneel back down to suck FG's softening but still hard cock. Then the guy tells us he's gonna cum. FG does not swallow, so he disengages his mouth and beats the guy's meat hard. He loses it and pumps out a big wad that hits the handrail on the wall and slops down all over the floor. Not many shots, but fairly thick cum. One big drop gets on FG's shirt sleeve somehow and he says, Oh, shit, and I am pulling up my pants now, just watching the cum finish while I hold the door latch to get out quickly. Suddenly it seems like we have pushed our luck pretty far, and I still don't wanna get caught in there, so I exit at the earliest opportunity that seems prudent. So I do. Give FG's beautiful cock a few squeezes (fairly deflated now, but still hanging out long), leave the stall, leave the room. FG catches up to me and I say, Man, don't ever let anyone else have your cock when I'm around, OK? I want that fucking dick. He laughs and says sure, then we are gone.
我站起来，基本上放弃了从我的男孩那里得到第二次射精。我拉起衬衫，让大家都看到我的阴茎环，有点希望 FG 可能会直接扑向我的肉，但他没有，只是继续和另一个人在一起。所以我就站在那里，手淫着我的阴茎，面对着凳子，而 FG 嘴里含着阴茎，朝我这边靠过来，把那根阴茎拔出来递给我。我把这个粗大的龟头含在嘴里，但做不了太多，因为 FG 的手还握着粗大的茎部。所以现在我嘴里含着一根阴茎，手淫着自己的肉，同时 FG 也在手淫那根阴茎。很酷。那家伙被手淫后射进了我的嘴里，对吧？感觉挺刺激的，至少我觉得是这样。不过我不知道我能不能等他射出来，因为我的阴茎已经受够了所有的延迟。所以我把臀部向后靠，阴茎伸在空中，紧紧地、有点慢地抚摸着，退后第一次射精的冲动，再手淫一会儿，然后射了。这不是那种能把墙打出洞的壮观射精，但确实是很多精液，跳出三四英尺远，射到对面的墙上，分成七八大团。 两个家伙都在给我鼓励，大量的，巨大的他妈的量，对，射出那精液，抽动那阴茎。又是标准的东西，但当你高潮时还是很刺激。FG 把阴茎从我嘴里拿出来，又塞回他自己的嘴里，仍然快速地打着。我面对着那两个家伙，用力向下甩我的阴茎，把精液从头上甩掉，甩手把精液扔掉，然后跪下来继续吸 FG 逐渐软化但仍然坚硬的阴茎。然后那家伙告诉我们他要高潮了。FG 不吞咽，所以他把嘴移开，用力打那家伙的肉。他失控了，射出一大团，击中墙上的扶手，溅得满地都是。射的不多，但精液相当浓。有一大滴不知怎么弄到了 FG 的衬衫袖子上，他说，哦，见鬼，我现在正在拉上裤子，只是看着精液结束，同时我握着门闩准备迅速离开。突然感觉我们似乎已经把运气推得太远了，我还是不想在那里被抓住，所以我在看似谨慎的最早机会离开。于是我走了。给 FG 漂亮的阴茎挤了几下（现在已经相当瘪了，但仍然长长地挂着），离开隔间，离开房间。 FG 追上我，我说，嘿，伙计，当我在的时候，千万别让其他人碰你的老二，好吗？我想要那该死的东西。他笑着说当然，然后我们就走了。

So I was thinking about the Strand, and it reminded me of the Adonis in New York, where I went a few times when I was in town. Real fucking dark, with lots of guys just standing around in suits, or overalls, or jeans, or just whatever the fuck they were wearing that day at work when they decided they had to come in and fine tune their cum technique. I just stood at the back the first time, and watched two guys in suits jack each other off, not really trying to hide it or anything, but standing close together and stroking. The first guy turns sideways quickly and cums on the carpet (if you can call it carpet when it's practically entirely crusted over with, uh, something). The second guy just walks away. Looking for more fresh cock, I guess. I eventually sat down in an aisle seat, and they are all pretty crusty, too, and this is really not that pleasant, but the guy in front and to the right of me leans over to look at me and see if I have my cock out (not yet), shows me his by lifting his hips up off the seat, and stroking it, smiles. Um. He's not unattractive. I dunno. There's a lot of light from the theater screen in these seats. I sorta think I'll just wait a bit. Then some 30 something guy goes down to the front fucking row, drops his jeans and just starts jacking off, looking back to see who's watching. Two guys get up and move down there to help. Where is the fucking usher when you need him? Eventually, the first guy is getting fucked standing up and is sucking the second cock right in front of the whole theater. This seems pretty hot at the time, so I get my cock out and the guy in front of me takes that as an invitation. He gets up and comes over to sit beside me, swoops down on my cock and just sucks me off. I really don't remember the blowjob now, just the setting, but I do remember that all of this, I mean all of it, was bareback. And I did cum in this guy's mouth. Well, I had fun, anyway.
所以我在想 Strand，这让我想起了纽约的 Adonis，我在城里的时候去过几次。那里真他妈的暗，到处都是穿着西装、工装裤、牛仔裤或者那天上班时穿的随便什么衣服的家伙，他们决定要进来调整一下他们的射精技巧。第一次我只是站在后面，看着两个穿西装的家伙互相打手枪，也没怎么试图隐藏什么，只是靠得很近，互相抚摸。第一个家伙迅速侧过身，射在地毯上（如果你能管那叫地毯的话，上面几乎全是，呃，某种东西结成的硬壳）。第二个家伙就走开了。我猜是去找更多新鲜的鸡巴。我最终在一个过道座位上坐下来，这些座位也都很脏，真的不太舒服，但我前面右边的家伙探过身来看我，看我有没有把鸡巴掏出来（还没），他抬起臀部离开座位，给我展示他的，抚弄着，笑了笑。嗯。他不算难看。我不知道。这些座位上有不少来自剧院屏幕的光线。我有点想再等一会儿。 然后一个三十多岁的家伙走到前排，脱下牛仔裤，就开始自慰，还回头看看谁在看。两个人站起来，走到那边去帮忙。当你需要的时候，那个该死的引座员在哪里？最终，第一个家伙站着被干，同时在整个剧院前吸第二个人的阴茎。当时这看起来挺刺激的，所以我也把我的阴茎拿出来，前面那个人把这当作一个邀请。他站起来走过来坐在我旁边，俯身到我的阴茎上，就开始给我口交。我现在真的不记得那次口交的感觉了，只记得那个场景，但我确实记得所有这些，我是说所有的，都是无套的。而且我确实在那个人嘴里射了。嗯，反正我玩得很开心。

OK, so a rabbi and a swami and a lawyer are traveling together and stop at a farmhouse for the night (for some reason. farmhouses are not fucking motels. but I guess it happens in jokes a lot). So anyway, the farmer says he only has two extra beds and one of them is gonna haft sleep in the barn. The rabbi volunteers and goes out to the barn. Soon there is a knock on the door, and the rabbi is there and he says there's a pig in the barn and he can't sleep with pig for religious reasons, so the swami volunteers. Soon there's another knock and the swami is back and says there's a cow in the barn and he cannot sleep with cows out of respect. So the lawyer goes out. Soon there's another knock. It's the cow and the pig.
好吧，有一个拉比、一个斯瓦米和一个律师一起旅行，他们在一个农舍停下来过夜（不知道为什么，农舍并不是汽车旅馆，但我想这种事在笑话里经常发生）。总之，农夫说他只有两张多余的床，所以他们中的一个得睡在谷仓里。拉比自愿去了谷仓。很快，门被敲响了，拉比回来了，他说谷仓里有一头猪，出于宗教原因他不能和猪一起睡，于是斯瓦米自愿去了。很快又有人敲门，斯瓦米回来了，说谷仓里有一头牛，出于尊重他不能和牛一起睡。于是律师去了谷仓。很快又有人敲门。是那头牛和那头猪。

Now, only a couple of guys responded to SPS 34, outside of the usual adoring crowd, so I just hafta assume everyone is overnighting their loads to the CCC (cum collecting center). And I have not received any more ransom notes (yet) so I guess whoever is pissed off at me is probably seething somewhere plotting some dire acts of fellatio interruptus. Well, fuck him. I am gonna get 49,999 of you guys to help me get rid of this pestilence. OK? [email protected]. ICQ 28871283
现在，只有几个人回应了 SPS 34，除了那些一如既往的崇拜者，所以我只能假设大家都把他们的“货物”过夜送到了 CCC（精液收集中心）。我还没有收到更多的勒索信（目前为止），所以我想那些对我生气的人可能正在某个地方愤怒地策划一些可怕的口交中断行为。好吧，去他的。我要让你们中的 49,999 个人帮我摆脱这个祸害。行吗？[email protected]。ICQ 28871283