Sex in Public 30

Sex in Public 30
公共场所性行为 30

This is a repost of the series formerly called Some Public Sex. I have cleaned it up a bit and changed some names and things so it can be posted again.
这是之前名为《Some Public Sex》的系列的重新发布。我稍微整理了一下，改了一些名字和内容，以便再次发布。

Man if this keeps up there's gonna be more SPS stories than I have birthdays, and there's been a lot of fucking birthdays. And those barrels of cum are gonna hafta be stacked up somewhere until we figure out what good they are, cuz I have a feeling the supply exceeds the demand, even for a horny bunch of cumpigs like you guys. But there's no fucking way we are gonna curtail production, no matter what price the November contracts fetch.
伙计，如果这种情况持续下去，SPS 的故事会比我的生日还多，而我的生日已经有很多了。那些桶装的精液得堆在某个地方，直到我们弄清楚它们有什么用，因为我觉得供应超过了需求，即使是对你们这群好色的精猪来说也是如此。但我们绝对不会减少生产，不管十一月的合同价格是多少。

So believe it or not, Wil, the kid from La Cage, has been in touch with me, so that's cool. I now have a very hot Asian number on ICQ, two other guys from (guess where?) Canada, of course, and a bunch of guys still using E-mail have also contacted me, and one of them wrote me a nomination speech for the Nobel, so I'm guessing that's pretty much a done deal once those cockhungry Swedish guys get a hold of that. But I could fucking keep this little column going for an annoyingly long time just retelling the stories guys tell me. I am just fucking amazed at how shy I am compared to some of those guys. One guy in South Africa has pulled back enough dick to fill those cum barrels all by himself, and I think that little field trip Rich and I took to Follies in D.C. probably seemed like a pretty sissy thing to do for this guy. But anyway, I had fun. And that's what you're in it for, isn't it? Yes, it fucking is.
所以，信不信由你，Wil，那个来自《La Cage》的孩子，已经和我联系上了，这很酷。我现在在 ICQ 上有一个非常火辣的亚洲号码，还有另外两个家伙来自（猜猜是哪里？）当然是加拿大，还有一群仍然使用电子邮件的家伙也联系了我，其中一个还为我写了一篇诺贝尔奖的提名演讲，所以我想一旦那些饥渴的瑞典家伙看到这个，基本上就板上钉钉了。但我他妈的可以把这个小专栏写得烦人地长，只是复述那些家伙告诉我的故事。我真是他妈的惊讶，和那些家伙相比，我是多么害羞。南非的一个家伙自己一个人就搞定了足够多的家伙，足以装满那些精液桶，我觉得我和 Rich 去华盛顿特区的 Follies 的那次小旅行，对这个家伙来说可能显得挺娘娘腔的。但不管怎样，我玩得很开心。这就是你参与其中的目的，对吧？是的，的确他妈的是。

Well, fuck that shit. I almost forgot to tell about Rock Creek in D.C., which I have told about before, but I went back there this time too, so it's all new stuff this time. And I guess this place is called the P Street Beach by the locals. But for some reason it took a long fucking time to cruise anyone there, and I had read on cruisingforsex that there have been some raids and arrests and stuff, and maybe cops were using REALLY young looking guys as jailbait, and I was a little bit worried, but like I said, I have never really been hassled by cops, and I have seen some guys I thought were cops, so I kinda trusted my instincts. Actually, I just followed my cock, but it sounds more intellectual the other way.
好吧，去他的。我差点忘了说华盛顿特区的 Rock Creek，我之前提到过，但这次我又去了，所以这次都是新的内容。我猜这个地方被当地人称为 P Street Beach。但不知为何，在那里找人花了很长很长的时间，我在 cruisingforsex 上读到过那里有过一些突袭和逮捕之类的事情，也许警察用了一些看起来非常年轻的家伙作为诱饵，我有点担心，但就像我说的，我从未真正被警察骚扰过，我见过一些我认为是警察的人，所以我有点相信我的直觉。实际上，我只是跟着我的欲望走，但用另一种方式说听起来更理性。

OK. Nothing at all happened the first afternoon, where I wasted 3 hours hiking. Then I went and got some scotch and cheered myself up. But the next time, after a long time hiking, I am walking along the lower trail by the creek and approach a large tree, get really close to it and suddenly a cute young guy in a ball cap and goatee looks up from behind it sorta fast and startled, and I had a fleeting thought of cruising him but as I keep going around the trail to the left of the tree, it turns out there is another guy already there, sitting on a log or something behind the tree, so they were having fun I guess, and nobody said anything to me so I kept on going. Both guys were in casual shorts and tees with backpacks, and this was at the end near the M Street bridge to Georgetown, so I assumed they were students. The seated guy was Asian, but I don't know the differences in nationalities enough to say what country his DNA leads to, but he sure looked Chinese to me. For some reason I figured these guys were boyfriends, but I dunno why, maybe just because they seemed the same age student types. But I move on down the trail almost to the bridge that passes overhead and stop, turn around and watch the kids playing. They can see me very plainly, but it doesn't seem to bother them. Ball cap jacks off China, Ball cap drops his shorts, turns around and sits on China's lap, China wraps his arms around and plays with Ball cap's chest. Ball cap bobs up and down in China's lap, jumps up, whips around and sucks China's cock and bobs up and down on that, then they kiss and hug and rub each other and shit, then pull their shorts up and go different directions. China comes toward me, and he seems really cute, tall, very Asian features, but a large angular head on his slim frame. But seems like he's going back to school or something.
好的。第一个下午什么也没发生，我浪费了 3 个小时徒步。然后我去买了些苏格兰威士忌，让自己振作起来。但下一次，在长时间徒步后，我沿着小溪旁的下游小径走着，靠近一棵大树，非常靠近时，突然一个戴着棒球帽、留着山羊胡的可爱年轻小伙子从树后快速抬头，显得有些吃惊，我闪过一个想和他搭讪的念头，但当我继续绕着树左边的小径走时，发现树后已经有一个家伙坐在木头上或什么东西上，所以我想他们是在玩乐吧，没有人跟我说话，所以我继续往前走。两个人都穿着休闲短裤和 T 恤，背着背包，这是在靠近 Georgetown 的 M Street 桥的尽头，所以我猜他们是学生。坐着的那个家伙是亚洲人，但我不太清楚国籍之间的区别，无法说出他的 DNA 来自哪个国家，但他看起来确实像中国人。不知为何，我觉得这两个人是情侣，但我也不知道为什么，也许只是因为他们看起来像是同龄的学生类型。 但我继续沿着小路往下走，几乎走到头顶的桥边，然后停下来，转身看着孩子们玩耍。他们可以很清楚地看到我，但似乎并不在意。Ball cap 和 China 互相调情，Ball cap 脱下短裤，转身坐在 China 的腿上，China 双手环绕着 Ball cap，玩弄他的胸膛。Ball cap 在 China 的腿上上下晃动，然后跳起来，转身吸吮 China's 阴茎，上下摆动，接着他们亲吻、拥抱、互相抚摸，然后拉上短裤，朝不同方向走去。China 朝我走来，他看起来真的很可爱，高个子，非常亚洲化的面孔，但在一个瘦削的身躯上有一个大而棱角分头的头颅。不过看起来他好像要回学校之类的地方。

Meanwhile, two black kids have descended from street level and are lurking around near me, cruising me. But I was watching the Pan Pacific games over by the tree, so I was not paying that much attention to them, although one of them was quite do-able and if he came over close enough he would just hafta cancel his trip to the sperm bank. But by the time I'm done watching Ball cap do China, they are gone. Oh well, fucked again.
与此同时，两个黑人小孩从街头走下来，在我附近徘徊，打量着我。但我当时正在树旁观看 Pan Pacific games，所以没太注意他们，尽管其中一个看起来还不错，如果他靠得够近，他可能就得取消去精子银行的行程了。但当我看完 Ball cap 对阵 China 的比赛时，他们已经走了。唉，又错过了。

So I go away feeling sorry for myself, and wondering just what the fuck a guy with a cock like mine hasta do to get some attention from these guys (I mean, other than change my face and body into something attractive), cuz I must say that it does show pretty well in my jeans and my cockring keeps it situated in the right leg very obviously, and it's half hard all the time and cannot be missed by anyone who even glances at it. So I hike around for a while, and then, guess what, here comes the Chinese kid back! And he's strolling around cruising summore, so we find my cock following this kid pretty openly, and said cock pretty much has my approval in this little pursuit. Alas, this kid walks a whole hell of a lot faster than either me or my cock can comfortably go, so I start falling behind pretty fucking fast, and this is not supposed to be a goddamn 400 meters, I mean it's supposed to be cruising, and you don't just fucking outrun things. But maybe he's just not interested in me, I mean he could have had me with a grope or a smile or almost anything when he passed by after the Games earlier. And, after all, there have been a triple shitload of guys who have not been interested in me. So he loses me. Oh well, fucked again.
所以我离开时感到很自怜自艾，想知道像我这样有个像我这样的家伙到底得做什么才能吸引这些人的注意（我是说，除了把我的脸和身体变成有吸引力的东西之外），因为我得说，它在我的牛仔裤里显示得挺明显的，我的 cockring 让它很明显地固定在右腿，而且它一直半硬着，任何人只要瞥一眼都不会错过。所以我四处闲逛了一会儿，然后，你猜怎么着，那个中国小子又回来了！他又在四处闲逛，继续巡游，所以我们发现我的家伙相当公开地跟着这个小子，而且这个家伙基本上得到了我的许可来进行这场小小的追逐。可惜，这个小子走得比我和我的家伙能舒服地跟上的速度快得多，所以我很快就落在了后面，这他妈不应该是一场 400 米赛跑，我是说这应该是巡游，你不应该他妈的跑得比别人快。但也许他只是对我不感兴趣，我是说他早些时候在 Games 之后经过时，只要摸一下或笑一下几乎就能得到我。 而且，毕竟，有一大堆家伙对我不感兴趣。所以他失去了我。哦，好吧，又被搞砸了。

Or not, cuz he musta bounced off of something down the trail and rebounds and comes loping back toward me at a pretty good clip, only he's on a little detour trail that winds down below my level maybe 10 feet lower down the hillside and maybe 20 feet away. And I'm just standing there breathing real hard (hey, I'm in shape. Sorta.) and watching him come along and he pulls up by a tree directly below me, slams on the brakes, and suddenly he's put the whole thing in Park right there below me looking up. Hmmm. Well, OK, I'm watching, kid. Whaddya gonna do now? So he starts outlining his cock in his shorts by pressing the fabric down all around it and just making his stiff dick obvious stretching out across his left thigh. Looking up and smiling. Good, good. My cock is already obvious, so we look at each other a while and then he makes this little motion with his hands, like he's making some kinda butterfly sign or something right in front of his crotch, and even though I have not seen that before, it's not difficult to understand that he wants me to open my pants, so I do. Haul out the meat and let it hang there for a bit. He smiles. He pulls out his dick. Not that easy to get a good look at it, but it is indeed a dick. So I stash mine for a bit, go left, take a right and another right, and now we are both parked in front of the tree. And I, the International Charming Motherfucker, say, Hey. The guy just smiles and reaches for my cock. Very direct, these Chinese. I didn't think this was inscrutable at all. And I get his cock in my hand too. A very nice cock. Not large or thick, but extremely smooth, velvety skin, very hard young dick, with a sorta tubular head that just encases the end of his dick without flaring out much, very blunt cockhead.
或者不是，因为他肯定在小路上撞到了什么东西，反弹回来，以相当快的速度朝我跑回来，只是他走了一条小岔路，这条路在山坡上比我所在的位置低大约 10 英尺，距离大概 20 英尺。而我只是站在那里喘着粗气（嘿，我身材还不错。差不多吧。）看着他跑过来，他在正下方的一棵树旁停下来，猛地刹车，突然就把整个事情定格在那里，抬头看着我。嗯。好吧，我在看着呢，小子。你现在打算干什么？于是他开始在短裤上按压布料，勾勒出他的阴茎的轮廓，让那硬挺的家伙明显地伸向他的左大腿。抬头笑着。很好，很好。我的阴茎已经很明显了，所以我们对视了一会儿，然后他用双手做了一个小动作，就像在胯前比划某种蝴蝶手势之类的东西，尽管我以前没见过这个，但不难理解他想让我解开裤子，所以我就照做了。掏出那家伙，让它在那里晃一会儿。他笑了。他也掏出了他的阴茎。 虽然不容易看清楚，但那确实是一根阴茎。所以我暂时藏好自己的，往左走，转右，再转右，现在我们俩都停在了树前。而我，这个国际魅力混蛋，说了声，嘿。那家伙只是笑了笑，然后伸手去摸我的阴茎。这些中国人真是直接。我一点也没觉得这难以捉摸。我也握住了他的阴茎。非常不错的一根阴茎。不大也不粗，但皮肤极其光滑，像天鹅绒一样，非常硬的年轻阴茎，头部有点管状，只是包裹住阴茎的末端，没有太多外扩，非常钝的阴茎头。

So I don't know if this kid speaks English, hell he may have been born and raised in Nebraska for all I know, but he has very oriental looks, but I don't wanna insult him, so I just assume he does speak the vernacular, and I say, Have another load for me? Or did the other guy get it all? And he says in good but not practiced English, Did not cum. Huh? You mean the Games back there were not the real McCoy? Sure looked to me like the first kid must have produced a favorable reaction of some kind, shit, he was so fucking cute I'd have shot a wad in my jeans if it was me, but I recover enough to keep the treaty talks going with, Huh? That kid didn't get your load? He says, Save for you. What! Saved for me? You dumb fuck! Wahddya make me chase your ass all over the fucking countryside at high speed for? You testing my fucking gene pool or something? Jesus. I was ready to break that fucking piggy bank a long fucking time and about 3 fucking miles ago. But I just say, Man, lemme have it then. And I bend over and suck his baby smooth cock in. No trouble, it's very easy to suck and the texture is just wonderful and he grabs my head and face fucks me a little (COOL), and we exchange positions a few time, although he cannot get my cock very far into his mouth, or maybe just doesn't want to, but he does seem to be fascinated with it, I dunno why, cuz I know it's not the first Western cock he's ever seen. And even though his cock was hard and suckable and everything, I just never did sense him getting near to cumming until he just did, no warning, nothing. No gasping, moaning, grunting, thrusting. I'm just about ready to get back down on it and I have it in my hand and he just gushes out several big absolutely white shots really fast onto the ground, too fast and unexpected for me to even get it in my mouth. Well, it was fun to watch, but I'm not gonna lick it up off the forest floor, so it's gone forever, and then he's done, lost interest, packs up and lopes off to his next footrace, I guess. What's wrong with this picture? You are correct, yours truly has not cum.
所以我不知道这孩子会不会说英语，天知道他可能是在内布拉斯加州出生长大的，但我看他长得很像东方人，但我不想冒犯他，所以我就假设他会说本地话，然后我说，还能再给我一发吗？还是刚才那家伙全拿走了？然后他用还算可以但不太熟练的英语说，没射。啥？你是说刚才那些游戏不是真的吗？在我看来，第一个孩子肯定是引发了某种积极的反应，妈的，他真他妈可爱，如果是我，我早就射在牛仔裤里了，但我还是恢复了冷静，继续保持对话，我说，啥？那孩子没拿到你的货？他说，留给你。什么！留给我？你个蠢货！那你他妈让我高速追着你的屁股满乡下跑是为了啥？你他妈是在测试我的基因库还是咋的？天啊。我早就他妈想砸开那个他妈的存钱罐了，大概在三他妈的英里前就想。但我只是说，哥们，那给我吧。然后我弯下腰，含住他那光滑的小鸡鸡。 没问题，这很容易吸，而且质感非常棒，他抓住我的头，稍微干了我一下（很酷），我们换了几次姿势，虽然他没办法把我的阴茎很深地含进嘴里，或者可能只是不想，但看起来他对它很着迷，我不知道为什么，因为我知道这不是他见过的第一个西方阴茎。尽管他的阴茎很硬很好吸，但我一直没感觉到他快要射了，直到他突然就射了，没有任何警告，什么都没有。没有喘息、呻吟、咕哝或推挤。我正准备再次低下头去，我手里拿着它，他就突然喷出几大股绝对白色的液体，很快地射到地上，太快了，出乎意料，我甚至没来得及把它含进嘴里。嗯，看起来很有趣，但我不会从森林的地上舔起来，所以它就永远消失了，然后他就完事了，失去了兴趣，收拾好东西，慢跑去参加他的下一场赛跑，我猜。这幅画面有什么问题？你猜对了，我还没射。

But it turns out the P Street Beach is a very cosmopolitan little place. I keep walking and witness several blowjobs in progress, but not close up. Still, I don't think a guy on his knees in front of another guy who had his hands on the kneeling guy's shoulders, can mean much of anything else. Maybe there are just a lot of loose shoelaces there and many Good Samaritans, I don't know, but I don't think I'm wrong. But then I'm being cruised by a cute kid with a mildly dark complexion, although I can't be sure what nationality he is. Could be Hispanic, even Indian, possible South American. Who the fuck cares? Turns out he watched me and the Chinese kid and has been cruising me ever since. OK, we are motoring along at one point in opposite directions and both just slow up and pull up and stop right beside each other, and suddenly I am suspicious. The guy seems young, EXTREMELY good looking, nice smile, and has one of those little fanny pack things, just big enough to hold a gun and a badge, you know? So I am probably wrong about this, and it turned out I was, but I just put the brakes on the whole thing. I am NOT gonna make any overt move here.
但事实证明，P 街海滩是一个非常国际化的小地方。我继续走着，看到几个人正在进行口交，但不是近距离观察。尽管如此，我不认为一个男人跪在另一个男人面前，而站着的男人把手放在跪着的人肩膀上，还能有别的什么意思。也许那里只是有很多鞋带松了，而且有很多好心人帮忙，我不知道，但我认为我没有看错。但随后一个肤色略深的帅气小伙子开始对我示好，虽然我无法确定他的国籍。可能是西班牙裔，甚至是印度人，也可能是南美人。谁他妈在乎呢？结果是他一直在观察我和那个中国小伙子，从那以后就一直在对我示好。好吧，我们一度朝相反的方向走着，然后都放慢脚步，停下来，就站在彼此旁边，突然我起了疑心。这家伙看起来很年轻，非常帅，笑容很好看，身上还带着一个那种小腰包，刚好能装一把枪和一个徽章，你懂的？所以我可能想错了，后来证明我也确实错了，但我还是决定暂停这一切。我绝对不会在这里做出任何明显的举动。

So all my conversation is very ordinary, but still with a few openings if his wants to take them, and man this kid is fucking shy. Almost no conversation at all, just little coy smiles and a few short responses in an accent I still cannot place, but I did find out his name was Ricky, and I did manage to make the point that I am not a cop. So I am sitting on a log most of the time and he is standing there, showing no fucking basket at all, and all the signals I am reading are warning me there is something weird here. And I just decide I am gonna leave and take no chances, so I get up and stretch a bit, and of course my cock is still very visible in my jeans (but they don't arrest you for that do they? Jesus what a bad fucking thought that one is), and I guess I musta lingered just long enough, cuz he suddenly moves RIGHT BESIDE ME, like our legs are touching, and he reaches out a little slowly and caresses the cock bulge in my jeans. So that is reassuring, I would hafta say. And I go, Want it? (Stupid question). He nods. I feel for his cock and have some trouble finding it, but finally do and it's not big, or even very hard, but, what the fuck, it's a cock, right? Yes, sir, you are once again correct. We eventually suck each other, do some mutual jack off, the usual thing. Ricky's cock is average and uncut, but he is gorgeous and when he is ready to cum he says in this mysterious accent, The liquor is cumming. I would have actually laughed at that if his cock wasn't in my mouth, but I stifle that and just suck hard, but then the sonofabitch PULLS OUT and shoots his load on the ground. Fuck. Well, the liquor came and went, I guess. But I stand up and he makes no move to suck me and after this snipe hunt I've been on all fucking afternoon, I am just fucking ready to cum. So I do. Just take that thick motherfucker and lean way back at the hips and hold it out for Ricky to watch me jack off a nice load into the woods. Nice big wads, not one of the major shooting orgasms, but lots of cum jumping out a couple of feet or so, and he's watching and grinning and wiping his own cock off with a handkerchief or something. And I just decided to en-fucking-joy my own cum, so I did. Start grunting, jacking, cumming, out in the woods with a cute kid watching and his cum on the ground and it just feels fucking great and it is one fun cum, even if I had to help myself to it.
所以我的谈话都很普通，但还是留了几个开口，如果他想接话的话，天啊，这孩子真他妈害羞。几乎完全不说话，只是露出一点腼腆的微笑，用一种我仍然无法辨认的口音简单回应了几句，但我确实知道了他的名字叫 Ricky，而且我成功地表明了我不是警察。所以大部分时间我都坐在一根木头上，而他就站在那里，完全没有露出任何“篮子”，我读到的所有信号都在警告我这里有些奇怪。于是我决定离开，不冒任何风险，所以我站起来伸了个懒腰，当然我的老二在牛仔裤里还是很明显（但他们不会因为这个逮捕你，对吧？天啊，这真是个糟糕透顶的想法），我想我一定是逗留得刚好够久，因为他突然走到我旁边，就像我们的腿都碰在一起了，他有点缓慢地伸出手，抚摸我牛仔裤里的老二凸起。所以这让我安心，我得说。然后我说，想要吗？（蠢问题）。他点点头。我摸他的老二，找了半天有点困难，但最终找到了，它不大，甚至不太硬，但是，见鬼，这是个老二，对吧？ 是的，先生，您又一次说对了。我们最终互相口交，互相手淫，常规操作。Ricky 的阴茎大小中等，未割包皮，但他很帅，当他准备射精时，他用一种神秘的口音说，酒要来了。如果当时他的阴茎不在我嘴里，我可能会笑出声，但我忍住了，只是用力吸吮，但这个混蛋竟然拔出来，把精液射在了地上。妈的。好吧，酒来了又走了，我想。但我站起来，他没有要给我口交的意思，在这该死的下午我一直在追逐的这场徒劳的狩猎之后，我他妈的只是想射精。所以我就射了。只是抓住那粗大的家伙，臀部向后倾斜，把它展示给 Ricky 看我手淫，把一大堆精液射到树林里。很大的一团，不是那种强烈的射精高潮，但有很多精液跳出几英尺远，他看着，咧嘴笑着，用手帕之类的东西擦拭自己的阴茎。而我只是决定他妈的享受自己的射精，所以我就这么做了。 开始咕哝着，手淫，射精，在树林里，一个可爱的小孩在看着，他的精液在地上，感觉真是他妈的爽，这是一次有趣的射精，即使我不得不自己动手。

So there was some other sex in D.C. that weekend, but I am too much of a gentleman to talk about it (until I start writing Some Private Sex) so all I can say now is that I went home. And it didn't take long before I went to the local college and took the last stall of the four holer, with some guy in the second. And I can tell the guy is cruising me, even from 2 stalls away, so I motor on over to the 1st stall, sit down, the tapping starts immediately, and we kneel down. We do the little knee dance and he starts jacking me off hard and fast and fingering my hole. Neither of these really suits me. I guess I just prefer slower more intense JO, and, like I have said, my asshole is usually a bench warmer in these encounters, so I hafta swat his hand away from there, and rescue my cock from his outrages. So my ankle suddenly starts to cramp and I stand up. This guy gets up on the stool and looks over at me. Hmmm. I don't always care for that either. So far, a number of things about this encounter are unfavorable for me, but the guy does happen to have some pretty hot comments about my cock, and I stroke it very openly for him to watch and then he just jacks his load out somewhere and just gets out of there real fast. Have I cum yet? NO I HAVE FUCKING NOT. Goddamn it. Oh well, fucked again. Then the flower guy actually calls me and wants to meet right away. On the one day of the fucking week I have an appointment I cannot change. Oh well, fucked again.
所以那个周末在华盛顿特区还有一些其他的性行为，但我是个绅士，不会谈论这些（直到我开始写《Some Private Sex》），所以现在我只能说我回家了。没过多久，我就去了当地的大学，占了四个隔间里的最后一个隔间，第二个隔间里有个家伙。我能感觉到那家伙在两隔间之外就盯着我，所以我走到第一个隔间，坐下，敲击声立刻开始了，我们跪了下来。我们跳了一小段膝盖舞，他开始用力快速地给我手淫，还用手指弄我的洞。这两样都不太适合我。我想我更喜欢慢一点、更激烈的 JO，而且就像我说过的，在这些场合我的屁眼通常是替补队员，所以我得把他的手从那里拍开，把我的阴茎从他的粗暴中解救出来。然后我的脚踝突然开始抽筋，我站了起来。这家伙站到凳子上，朝我这边看。嗯。我也不总是喜欢这样。 到目前为止，这次相遇对我来说有许多不利之处，但这个家伙确实对我的阴茎发表了一些非常火辣的评论，我非常公开地为他抚弄着，然后他就在某个地方射了出来，很快就离开了那里。我射了吗？不，我他妈的还没射。真该死。哦，好吧，又被坑了。然后那个卖花的家伙居然给我打电话，想马上见面。偏偏是在我一周中唯一一个无法更改约会的那天。哦，好吧，又被坑了。

So I regret to admit that I have had to feed myself, but I rejoice to say it is a very enjoyable meal, if I do say so myself. And now that I have reached a nice even number of episodes, I think I may just retire and wait for those Nobel guys to send me my million dollar prize. And there's lots more stuff to tell about, but I dunno. Maybe it's time to hang it up for a while. Out of 50,000 guys, not a whole fucking lot seem to read this and think it's worthwhile. And nothing I have ever published has brought back the kid in Georgia. [email protected]. ICQ 28871283
所以我很遗憾地承认我不得不自己养活自己，但我很高兴地说这是一顿非常愉快的饭，如果我自己这么说的话。现在我已经达到了一个不错的偶数集数，我想我可能就此退休，等待那些诺贝尔奖的人送来我的百万美元奖金。还有很多其他的事情要讲，但我不知道。也许是时候暂时放下这一切了。在 50,000 人中，没有多少人真正阅读这个并觉得它有价值。我发表过的任何东西都没有把那个在乔治亚的孩子带回来。[email protected]. ICQ 28871283